What is the definition of Conducting Experiments?

"Conducting experiments" is like the high-stakes version of playing a game of 'cience fiction' where we're not just observing, but actively participating in the creation and destruction of reality, all while trying to stay within the laws of physics and our sanity. It's the ultimate thrill ride for science nerds and skeptics alike, where every hypothesis is a potential bomb, and every failure could be a whole new line in the existential crisis manifesto.

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Here's an edgy example: "The lab coat-clad mad scientist decided to conduct experiments on human memory, only to find out that his next invention would be a device that could make people forget their past regrets and start crying over the loss of their pet goldfish."